Koz’s Korner

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Kill a Half-Hour (8/17) August 17, 2017

90% of people fail when they try to do this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Food’ and ‘No meat’
Answer: Going vegan (Congrats to Victoria from Tinley Park)



Kill a Half-Hour (8/14) August 14, 2017

The average parent has 15 of these a day. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Clock’ and ‘Alone’
answer: Minutes of free time (Congrats to Shilo from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (8/3) August 3, 2017

Millennials are shopping and sales are up about 10% for these in the US. What are they?
Clues were: ‘TV‘ and ‘Reception’
Answer: antennas. (Congrats to Adrian from Lincoln Park)



Kill a Half-Hour (8/2) August 2, 2017

This is the motivation for less than 5% of people to lose weight. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Fresh start‘ and ‘Employment’
Answer: A new job. (Congrats to Eve from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (8/1) August 1, 2017

40% of people do this when they’re on the phone. What is it
Clues were: ‘Deception’ and ‘Tone’
Answer: Change their voice (Congrats to Eva from Woodstock)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/31) July 31, 2017

You should always do this when you buy a gift for somebody. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Like‘ and ‘Duplicate’
Answer: Buy yourself the same gift. (Congrats to Jennifer from Indiana)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/27) July 27, 2017

Just over 5% of us have called in sick for this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Couch’ and ‘Episodes’
Answer: Binge watch a show (Congrats to Megan from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/26) July 26, 2017

You could increase your chances of getting a job by 15% if you do this for the interview. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Mouth’ and ‘Bright’
Answer: Teeth whitening (Congrats to Anthony from Chicago)



The Lack of Intelligence Report July 25, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report: Protip: See a bug, grab a shoe
A lack of intelligence took place in West Topeka, Kansas when a woman tried to kill a bug with fire. Her lighter started to spark and that set her box spring on fire which led to $140,000 damage to her apartment complex.



Kill a Half-Hour (7/25) July 25, 2017

Just over 40% of us say we’ve worn this at least once in our life. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Your head’ and ‘Disney’
Answer: Mickey Mouse ears (Congrats to Laney from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/24) July 24, 2017

There are 64 of these in Chicago. What are they?
Clues were: ‘Seasonal’ and ‘Produce’
Amswer: Farmers Markets (Congrats to Leah from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/20) July 20, 2017

Just over 10% of homeowners don’t like this about their house. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Fence’ and ‘People’
Amswer: Their neighbors (Congrats to Bob from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/18) July 18, 2017

Close to 90% of us can’t read this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Letters’ and ‘Numbers’
<><>: Roman numerals (Congrats to Ysenia from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/17) July 17, 2017

75% of us get upset when we ahve to wait longer than 1 minute for this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Buttons’ and ‘Floors’
Answer: An elevator (Congrats to Jennifer from Palatine)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/7) July 6, 2017

3 out of 10 adults buy this at the grocery store and say it’s for their kids – when it’s really for them. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Flavored’ and ‘Cow’
<><: Chocolate milk (Congrats to Alicia from Hampshire)



Kill a Half-Hour (7/5) July 5, 2017

This will happen over 800 times a second in the US during the summer. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Consume’ and ‘Franks’
Answer: Somebody eats a hot dog (Congrats to Britney from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (6/29) June 29, 2017

Just over 50% of us will buy this for the 4th of July weekend. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Protection’ and ‘Bite’
Answer: ‘Bug spray’ (Congrats to Amy from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (6/27) June 28, 2017

6 out of 10 drivers have this in their car and NEVER use it. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Old school’ and ‘Rewind’
Answer: ‘A cassette player’ (Congrats to Art from Plainfield)



Kill a Half-Hour (6/27) June 27, 2017

Just over 10% of men have asked a woman this question on a first date. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Payment’ and ‘Garage’
Answer: ‘Asked them to pay for parking’ (Congrats to Jackie from Valpo)



The Lack of Intelligence Report: Know Your Plants! June 26, 2017

A lack of intelligence took place when a 26-year old female blogger was demonstrating the benefits of the aloe vera plants by eating the leaves – only she took a bite out of a similar looking (poisonous) Agave Americana plant.

She suddenly said, “Oh, that’s bitter. This is REALLY bitter.” – and that her mouth felt numb and her throat was on fire and lost her voice after 3 bites..

She quit her live streaming and immediately went to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. She is recovering.