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The Lack of Intelligence Report: Florida lowers the bar – again. March 30, 2017

A lack of intelligence took place in Florida when a 29-year old mom got drunk and couldn’t find her 6-year old daughter. She decided to call 911 and report that she was kidnapped so they would find her.

Guess how that ended.



Kill a Half-Hour (3/30) March 30, 2017

7% of employees will do this to their boss this week. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Risky’ and ‘Prank’
Answer: Play an April Fool’s joke (Congrats to Julia from Chicago)



The Lack of Intelligence Report: ‘The Mad Pooper’ March 29, 2017

A lack of intelligence took place in New Hampshire because that’s what happens when you threaten to poop on a police officer.



Kill a Half-Hour (3/29) March 29, 2017

2% of us say we will do this behind the wheel if we ever get a self-driving car. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Movement’ and ‘Sweaty’
Answer: Exercise (Congrats to Tammy from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (3/28) March 28, 2017

If you do this today, you probably started doing it when you were 14. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Drink’ and ‘Caffeine’
Answer: Drink coffee (Congrats to Malachi from Chicago)



What’s up with Katy Perry and Ryan Phillipe? March 28, 2017

Katy Perry might be moving on from Orlando Bloom. She was spotted flirting with Ryan Phillipe at Elton John’s 70th birthday party over the weekend.



The Lack of Intelligence Report: March 27, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report:
A lack of intelligence took place in Arizona when a man tried breaking into classrooms at an elementary school in Tuscon. He was chased away by a locksmith and when he tried to hop the fence, his baggy pants snagged the top of the fence and he was left hanging upside down with his pants ‘up’ until police arrived.



Kill a Half-Hour (3/27) March 27, 2017

70% of us have never seen more than 10 of these. What are they?
Clues were: ‘Borders’ and ‘50’
Amswer: States (Congrats to Julie from Tinley Park)



People think Taylor Swift is legit missing March 27, 2017

Taylor Swift hasn’t been seen in a while and now some people think she’s missing.



Kill a Half-Hour (3/24) March 24, 2017

7% of people have quit their job because of this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Gossip’ and ‘Bow Chicka Wow Wow’
Answer: An office relationship (Congrats to Joanne from Chicago)



Could Andrew Lloyd Webber get in the way of a One Direction reunion? March 24, 2017

According to The Sun, Andrew Lloyd Webber would like Liam Payne to play Joseph in the West End run of ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’



The Lack of Intelligence Report: Husband on THIN ice! March 23, 2017

The Lack of Intelligence Report: Husband on THIN ice!



Kill a Half-Hour (3/23) March 23, 2017

66% of corporate executives have lied about this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Numbers’ and ’18 holes’
Answer: Their golf score (Congrats to Taylor from Geneva)



Kill a Half-Hour (3/22) March 22, 2017

Close to 40% of us have this in our kitchen at all times. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Utensil’ and ‘Chinese’
Answer: Chipsticks (Congrats to Bree from Arlington Heights)



Rihanna’s body double on ‘Bates Motel’ March 21, 2017

Did you see Rihanna in ‘Bates Motel’ last night on A&E?

The producers only had Rihanna on set for a few days in-between her tour dates and had to use a body double for Rihanna in the scene where she throws the money in the car and takes off.



Kill a Half-Hour (3/20) March 20, 2017

8 percent of us left home without this today. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Clothes’ and ‘Unmentionables’
Answer: Underwear (Congrats to Roxanne from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (3/17) March 17, 2017

8% of us are planning on doing this today. What is it?
Clues were: ‘St. Patrick’s Day’ and ‘Hangover’
Answer: Getting drunk (Congrats to from Jason from Barrington)



The Lack of Intelligence Report: Vanilla with a PUNCH! March 16, 2017

A lack of intelligence took place in Colorado when a 28-year old woman drank a Fat Tire beer and 8 ounces of pure vanilla extract. (Pure vanilla extract has a minimum of 35 percent alcohol)

Police and paramedics were called and when she was being loaded into the ambulance she punched one of the medics. She was arrested and charged with second-degree assault, resisting arrest and obstructing a peace officer.



Kill a Half-Hour (3/16) March 16, 2017

15% of us say out boss should never use one of these. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Online’ and ‘Characters’
Answer: Emojis (Congrats to Hope from Plainfield)



Kill a Half-Hour (3/14) March 14, 2017

10% of women do this the night before they work out. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Clothes’ and ‘Sleep’
Answer: Sleep in their workout clothes (Congrats to Erin from Sandwich)