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Kill a Half-Hour (4/26) April 26, 2017

Guys, if you were doing this over the past week, 66% of women would never date you. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Drink’ and ‘Rainbow’
Answer: Drinking a Unicorn Frapp (Congrats to Katie and Annie from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/25) April 25, 2017

5% of men have tried to cook this on the grill. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Strips’ and ‘Potatoes’
Amswer: French fries (Congrats to Rich from Villa park)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/24) April 24, 2017

The average woman says she does this 150 times a year. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Sign’ and ‘Zodiac’
Answer: Check her horoscope (Congrats to Jackie from Chicago)



If 3 judges quit The Voice, does NBC bring back American Idol? April 24, 2017

Adam Levine, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are OVER Miley Cyrus – and are talking about quitting The Voice on NBC.



Kill a Half-Hour (4/21) April 21, 2017

Just over 12 percent of millennials have no idea how to do this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Replace’ and ‘Halogen’
AnswerM/b>: Change a lightbulb (Congrats to Steven from Munster)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/20) April 20, 2017

33% of us admit we do this after eating. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Plate’ and ‘Tongue’
Answer: Lick their plate (Congrats to Marcella from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/19) April 19, 2017

20% of drivers will see one of these today. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Red’ and ‘Alert’
Answer: A warning light on the dash (Congrats to Malachi from Chicago)



Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper are a thing – on the set. April 19, 2017

Production has begun for the latest version of ‘A Star is Born” with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. They seem to be getting all the kissing scenes taken care of first.



Kill a Half-Hour (4/17) April 17, 2017

A little less than 10% of say this is the thing that irritates us the most about our neighbors. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Yard’ and ‘Property line’
Answer: Trees hanging over their property (Congrats to Patti from Crown Point)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/13) April 13, 2017

20% of us burn ourselves with this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Mouth’ and ‘Deep dish’
Answer: Pizza (Congrats to Pam and Tilly from St. Charles)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/11) April 11, 2017

Just over 10 percent of bosses get suspicious if they see this on your desk, What is it?
Clues were: ‘Clear’ and ‘Uncluttered’
Answer: Nothing/A clean desk (Congrats to Patrick from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/10) April 10, 2017

This has just been named the worst food to eat before you get on a flight. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Starch’ ‘Millennium Park attraction’
Answer: Beans (Congrats to Teresa from Chicago)



Sia wrote a new song for ‘The Get Down’ on Netflix April 10, 2017

‘Toy Box’ by Sia



Adele gave Harry Styles ’21’ for his 21st. April 10, 2017

Harry Styles is talking about how Adele gave him her ’21’ album for his 21st birthday in 2015. No word if he’s expecting ’25’ when he celebrates his 25th in 2019.



The Lack of Intelligence Report: Holy Toledo! April 7, 2017

A lack of intelligence took place in Toledo when a 63-year old man chased down a relative with a hatchet and hit his truck after taking a swing at him.

He’s being held on $50K bond, but his mugshot is priceless!



Kill a Half-Hour (4/7) April 7, 2017

25 percent of women will NEVER say this – to another woman
Clues were: ‘Compliment’ and ‘Kind’
Answer: You look pretty (Congrats to Tara from Sleepy Hallow)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/6) April 6, 2017

If you ever have to wait for this, the average time is 28 minutes. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Pager’ and ‘Food’
Answer: A table at a restaurant (Congrats to Carly from Chicago)



Kill a Half-Hour (4/5) April 5, 2017

The average cost for this in 2017 is running about $920. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Event’ and ‘High school’
Answer: Prom (Congrats to Adam from Chicago)



The Lack of Intelligence Report: ‘What a boob!’ April 4, 2017

A lack of intelligence took place in Tennessee when a 57-year old man (in a bra) started a water balloon fight with a state trooper. It led to a high speed chase that ended with an open bottle of Bailey’s in his vehicle.



Kill a Half-Hour (4/4) April 4, 2017

4% of us have never used one of these. What are they7?
Clues were: ‘Public’ and ‘Flush’
<><>: A public bathroom (Congrats to Dennis from Chicago)