A lack of intelligence took place in Florida when a 29-year old mom got drunk and couldn’t find her 6-year old daughter. She decided to call 911 and report that she was kidnapped so they would find her.
Guess how that ended.
7% of employees will do this to their boss this week. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Risky’ and ‘Prank’
Answer: Play an April Fool’s joke (Congrats to Julia from Chicago)
A lack of intelligence took place in New Hampshire because that’s what happens when you threaten to poop on a police officer.
2% of us say we will do this behind the wheel if we ever get a self-driving car. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Movement’ and ‘Sweaty’
Answer: Exercise (Congrats to Tammy from Chicago)
If you do this today, you probably started doing it when you were 14. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Drink’ and ‘Caffeine’
Answer: Drink coffee (Congrats to Malachi from Chicago)
Katy Perry might be moving on from Orlando Bloom. She was spotted flirting with Ryan Phillipe at Elton John’s 70th birthday party over the weekend.
The Lack of Intelligence Report:
A lack of intelligence took place in Arizona when a man tried breaking into classrooms at an elementary school in Tuscon. He was chased away by a locksmith and when he tried to hop the fence, his baggy pants snagged the top of the fence and he was left hanging upside down with his pants ‘up’ until police arrived.
70% of us have never seen more than 10 of these. What are they?
Clues were: ‘Borders’ and ‘50’
Amswer: States (Congrats to Julie from Tinley Park)
Taylor Swift hasn’t been seen in a while and now some people think she’s missing.
7% of people have quit their job because of this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Gossip’ and ‘Bow Chicka Wow Wow’
Answer: An office relationship (Congrats to Joanne from Chicago)
According to The Sun, Andrew Lloyd Webber would like Liam Payne to play Joseph in the West End run of ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’
The Lack of Intelligence Report: Husband on THIN ice!
66% of corporate executives have lied about this. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Numbers’ and ’18 holes’
Answer: Their golf score (Congrats to Taylor from Geneva)
Close to 40% of us have this in our kitchen at all times. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Utensil’ and ‘Chinese’
Answer: Chipsticks (Congrats to Bree from Arlington Heights)
Did you see Rihanna in ‘Bates Motel’ last night on A&E?
The producers only had Rihanna on set for a few days in-between her tour dates and had to use a body double for Rihanna in the scene where she throws the money in the car and takes off.
8 percent of us left home without this today. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Clothes’ and ‘Unmentionables’
Answer: Underwear (Congrats to Roxanne from Chicago)
8% of us are planning on doing this today. What is it?
Clues were: ‘St. Patrick’s Day’ and ‘Hangover’
Answer: Getting drunk (Congrats to from Jason from Barrington)
A lack of intelligence took place in Colorado when a 28-year old woman drank a Fat Tire beer and 8 ounces of pure vanilla extract. (Pure vanilla extract has a minimum of 35 percent alcohol)
Police and paramedics were called and when she was being loaded into the ambulance she punched one of the medics. She was arrested and charged with second-degree assault, resisting arrest and obstructing a peace officer.
15% of us say out boss should never use one of these. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Online’ and ‘Characters’
Answer: Emojis (Congrats to Hope from Plainfield)
10% of women do this the night before they work out. What is it?
Clues were: ‘Clothes’ and ‘Sleep’
Answer: Sleep in their workout clothes (Congrats to Erin from Sandwich)